Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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