Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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