Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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