"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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