This girl is more easily done than said...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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