Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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