I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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