is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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