Betty ford says i'm here all night
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My dick has a subreddit
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
