Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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