decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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