whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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