It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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