Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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