look no pants
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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