And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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