FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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