thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
jump out the window naked night went bad
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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