Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize