u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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