real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Your penis caused this!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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