The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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