Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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