That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
His nipple licking is glorious
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