Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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