But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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