so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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