hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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