she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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