She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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