You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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