im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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