Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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