Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.