I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.