You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The ass gains better be worth it
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