areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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