Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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