I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is Oprah even human
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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