I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
what day is it and did you see me today?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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