so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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