don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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