You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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