I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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