But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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