hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I FOUND THE LEGS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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