I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My ATM looks so different sober.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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