Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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