We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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