I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish i was in the wii world.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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