I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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