Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
