So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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