I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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