...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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